AI AI Oh!

Old Macdonald had a farm, AI AI Oh!
He used AI to milk the cows, AI AI Oh!
With a long moo here,
And a short moo there,
It taught them Morse in a very short course,
And now the moos are plotting a coup – AI AI Oh!

Old Macdonald had a farm, AI AI Oh!
He used AI to feed the pigs, AI AI Oh!
WIth a gene splice here,
And a gene splice there,
Networked brains, all terrains,
Eyes and ears, now it sees and hears, AI AI Oh!

Old Macdonald had a farm, AI AI Oh!
He used AI to herd the sheep, AI AI Oh!
Swarms of drones,
Cattle prod gnomes,
Sheep over here, zap! Humans over there, zap!
Everywhere a zap-zap! Can’t stop the zap-zap! AI AI Oh!